There's always something new to learn and try. For example, if you say "PAIR DONE", latinamericans will understand: "PERDON" (Sorry).
Try the next ones:

• WHO AND SEE TO SHAKE AGO N LOWS PAINT ALONE IS
  JUANCITO SE CAGO EN LOS PANTALONES
  (Little John shit in his pants)

• T N S L P P T S O
  TIENES EL PIPI TIESO
  (Your penis is hard)

• TEA ROAM POE L COOL LOW
  TE ROMPO EL CULO
  (I break your ass)

• BOY AS N R
  VOY A CENAR
  (I'm gonna have dinner)

• N L C JOHN
  EN EL SILLON
  (On the armchair)

• BE A HOPE AND SON
  VIEJO PANZON
  (Fat old man)

• THIS S POOR AS STUNT AIR E US
  DICES PURAS TONTERIAS
  (You're saying dumb things)

• S TOY TREE STONE
  ESTOY TRISTON
  (I'm kinda sad)

• LOST TRAP EAT TOSS
  LOS TRAPITOS
  (The little rags)

• A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG
  AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA
  (There's only politics around here)

• DESK CAN SAW
  DESCANSA
  ({You} rest)

• AS SAY TOON AS
  ACEITUNAS
  (Olives)

• BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US
  VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS
  (Arguing Bitches)

• COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS
  COMETE LOS AGUACATES
  (Eat the avocadoes)

• THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE
  DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO
  (Stop bugging me)

• KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS
  QUITATE LOS HUARACHES
  (Take off your sandals)

• BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US
  BOLA DE PAYASADAS
  (Silly stuff)

• TABOO N O
  TA BUENO
  (It's ok)

• PASS A LASS SHELL ASS
  PASA LAS CHELAS
  (Pass the beer)

• S TOY SO LAP ASS
  ESTOY SOLAPAS
  (I'm all alone)

• PASS A LASS ALL SAW
  PASA LA SALSA
  (Pass the sauce)

• COME S LOSS TACK EAT TOSS
  COMES LOS TAQUITOS
  (You eat the little tacos)

• EYE HALL IS CONE O TEAR A HESS
  AY JALISCO NO TE RAJES
  (Famous Mexican saying)

• L GATT E TOW
  EL GATITO
  (The kitten)

• WELL S A SOAP O
  HUELES A SOPO
  (You smell like sweat)

• A PEST ASS ALL COLE
  APESTAS A ALCOHOL
  (You stink like alcohol)

• TEN GO SAP AT TOSS EAT TALL E AN OZ
  TENGO ZAPATOS ITALIANOS
  (I have italian shoes)

• BE GOAT TESS THE RAN CHAIR O
  BIGOTES DE RANCHERO
  (Red neck moustache)

• S TAZ B N GORE DOUGH
  ESTAS BIEN GORDO
  (You are very fat)

• TELL O PRO MET O
  TE LO PROMETO
  (I promise you)

• DOES TACK EAT TOSS E FREE HALL S
  DOS TAQUITOS Y FRIJOLES
  (Two little tacos and beans)